Who let the dogs out?

Or, to be more specific, who let the dog off the leash?

I'm not animalphobic, but I am starting to get fairly well pissed off. Living in the City, we have a leash law that requires keeping your dog under control, as well as cleaning up any messes it makes.

What I do know is that if I wanted a dog peeing and pooping on my car tires, my garbage dumpster, my porch, and other areas that are clearly on my property and not in any proximity to the sidewalk, I WOULD BUY MY OWN DOG!!

There is an individual who lives around the block who apparently doesn't have the courtesy or intelligence to realize that with animal ownership comes the responsibility of taking care of the pet, and not allowing it to desecrate the property of others.

When the issues with his dog were clearly spelled out over two years ago (ie - keep your dog on a leash, keep it off my property, don't let it urinate on my vehicle or other items on my property, don't let it defecate on my lawn), this "gentleman" began guerilla tactics. He now walks his dog late at night or extremely early in the morning, and still allows all of the offensive behaviors to continue.

Is he so obtuse that he thinks he is getting away with something? Or is he just totally sociopathic and deserving of a little bit of payback.

All I know is that I have the mechanical skills and the knowledge to deal in a more straighforward and agressive manner should this behavior continue.

I seem to recall that I have a whole roll of electrical wire and some ready circuits in the garage. I wonder how Fido will enjoy peeing on something that has a live current running through it. And the little packages that get left on my lawn and sidewalk? A funnelator will do just fine. One of my attic windows is placed at the ideal angle to impact his house and yard.

Simple rule of pet ownership - if you can't play by the rules, don't own a pet.